DRUM ROLL PLEASE.....
And the winners of the "You have got to be kidding me" Fall Fair Frankenfoods are:
Sounds like an oxymoron to me. How does one both deep-fry and freeze a margarita? Mix the margarita flavoring in to some funnel cake batter, deep fry it, put it in a glass, cover it with tequila, syrup and whipped cream. TADA! I'll be honest, I prefer cocktails I can drink without a fork.
It's as if the theme this year is: 'what would make the least sense to deep-fry'. Take a salad made of chicken, ham, iceberg lettuce, carrot strips, cherry tomatoes, bacon and cheddar cheese. Roll it in a spinach wrap and lightly fry it with a side of deep fried croutons on a stick and some full fat ranch dressing. Be sure to cover it all in parmesan cheese before serving. The best analogy I have for this dish is running on the treadmill while wearing rollerblade.
The winners this year are just proof that we are only a few years away from deep fried shoe. Mmmmmm...shoe.