Jane's Flat Jacks: Chicken that's been processed down into a convienient little square you can shove in the toaster. Looking at the nutrition lable, it's not the worst thing I've ever seen. But it says it's for a snack and 9 grams of fat is pretty high if this is supposed to be something you nibble on between meals. I haven't gotten my hands on the ingredients list yet, but I'm certainly looking forward to it.
I think it's the commercials that disturbs me the most though. Tell me how this is appealing: