Here are a few runners up I found:
I know it's a popular dish in some cultures, but it looks as bad as the bologna in a jar.
Sure it loosk tasty and it's advertised as a snack, but when you flip it over you are looking at a whopping 470 calories, 20 grams of fat and 40 grams of sugar per package serving. How is that a snack?!
I remember when all you could get were pizza or the sub versions of this. Suddenly they consider nachos, cheese, a fruit drink, a piece of candy and a rice crispie treat a balanced meal? I think they need to change the name.
Just don't get it mixed up with the bathroom cleaner :-)